Scrambler

​An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life in America. Live from New York.

An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life New York City.

Man, Down

Wow. This week keeps heaping shit on me. I mean seriously - I can literally now add injury to insult.

I was entering my building with my bicycle when I got kind of stuck between two heavy steel and glass doors (they close really fast, and I was juggling groceries and a bike). This happens all the time…except as I moved my foot back to adjust the door, the glass panel shattered, raining (definitely NOT safety) glass down my right calf.

End result? 3 hours in a local hospital, needles and being patched back together. Oh, and the building management want me to pay for the door (bahahaha good luck, fuckbags).

I can walk just fine, and i’m not in any pain. But seriously, I don’t know what I did in a previous life to deserve this shabby shit.