Scrambler

​An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life in America. Live from New York.

An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life New York City.

China is being a TOTAL DICKHEAD today.

Argh.Fuck. FUCK.

I can remember having bad days in Sydney. Lesson: bad days in China are worse. Like comparing having a tiny pimple to full blown AIDS. Or cancer of the taint.

I should note nothing really bad has happened at all today. Seriously, a collection of slightly annoying things have occurred. Yet I have felt WHITE HOT RAGE swell up in my two or three times.

Trying to get a taxi this morning. Not being able to watch an awesome video on Youtube. A document taking a while to load. It being really hot. Clients being stupid beyond all comparison. My wireless mouse taking ages to work.

These are not big things, yet I’m strongly considering murder-suicide.

Fuck it. FUCK IT ALL. I’m going to get a coffee.

Because more caffeine will definitely help.