Scrambler

‚ÄčAn Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life in America. Live from New York.

An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life New York City.

China is being a TOTAL DICKHEAD today.

Argh.Fuck. FUCK.

I can remember having bad days in Sydney. Lesson: bad days in China are worse. Like comparing having a tiny pimple to full blown AIDS. Or cancer of the taint.

I should note nothing really bad has happened at all today. Seriously, a collection of slightly annoying things have occurred. Yet I have felt WHITE HOT RAGE swell up in my two or three times.

Trying to get a taxi this morning. Not being able to watch an awesome video on Youtube. A document taking a while to load. It being really hot. Clients being stupid beyond all comparison. My wireless mouse taking ages to work.

These are not big things, yet I’m strongly considering murder-suicide.

Fuck it. FUCK IT ALL. I’m going to get a coffee.

Because more caffeine will definitely help.