My Chosen Profession.
Ame (Producer): Donkeyfire, we need a name for the plant wall. It's a luxury brand, we can't just say plant wall.
Me (Creative Director): Give me 5 minutes.
(Five minutes pass)
Me (Creative fucking GENIUS): Vertical Garden Installation?
Patrick (Art Director): Love it.
(General agreement, praise. Five minutes pass)
Me (internal monologue): What the fuck am I doing with my life?