Scrambler

​An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life in America. Live from New York.

An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life New York City.

SURVIVOR.

How can you tell a man? By the way he handles himself under adverse conditions.

Yes, this is a phrase more suited to war, famine, zombie attack or actual hardship. But it applies under even the meekest of circumstances. And with great pride, I shout out loud: “I AM A MAN.”

Why?

Because I rode my bike to work in PISSING RAIN, with one hand. BOOM. That’s right, sports fans, I gripped it and ripped it, navigating the ridiculously dangerous streets of Shanghai with a huge golf umbrella gripped in my dudely paw. Puddles? Pffft. Maniac drivers and scooter riders? MOVE ASIDE, MERE MORTALS. Traffic jams on footpath and street? I ONLY SEE GAPS AND OPPORTUNITIES FOR PROGRESS.

So much satisfaction.