In bullet point form, because who doesn’t love the efficiency and organizational cleanliness of a bullet point??
- I HAVE A CAT ARMY. My new place is filled with gardens, which in turn are FILLED with cats. I am slowly beginning to form an alliance with the head cat, who is BADASS - he’s been in many fights, and has a broken ear. I call him Chairman Meow - an oldy but a goody. Anywho, there are kittens everywhere, and much meowing, and I am contemplating training this army to become my security force. Who would fuck with a guy who has dozens of loyal cats? Actually, that guy would be a huge weirdo. So scratch that plan…but seriously, there are heaps of cats here.
- I WENT TO A FESTIVAL CELEBRATING GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES. It was amazing, drank beer and sampled 9 types of grilled cheese: fancy ones, bagel based ones, gourmet and plain. Good times.
- IT RAINS. A LOT. After a year in Beijing, I initially liked all the rain. I am now getting sick of it, but I do get to use the word ‘moist’ a lot, which I find amusing: so many people hate that word.
- I AM HUGELY HUNGOVER.