That's Got To Be The Real Gareth Bale.
Since Gareth burst onto the big, BIG scene at Real Madrid, I've had a theory: he's no doubt an immensely powerful and entertaining footballer, but is he also a demon sent from heaven, destined to destroy all humanity?
For proof, I turned to the definitive text on this subject, the 2010 Paul Bettany masterpiece, Legion. AND THE PROOF IS THERE.
Exhibit A: Photo of Bale after scoring his wonder goal against Barcelona, in which he proved he moves much, much faster than regular human beings.
Exhibit B: Here is a demon hellspawn from 'Legion'.