Scrambler

​An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life in America. Live from New York.

An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life New York City.

That's Got To Be The Real Gareth Bale.

Since Gareth burst onto the big, BIG scene at Real Madrid, I've had a theory: he's no doubt an immensely powerful and entertaining footballer, but is he also a demon sent from heaven, destined to destroy all humanity?

For proof, I turned to the definitive text on this subject, the 2010 Paul Bettany masterpiece, Legion. AND THE PROOF IS THERE.

Exhibit A: Photo of Bale after scoring his wonder goal against Barcelona, in which he proved he moves much, much faster than regular human beings.

Exhibit B: Here is a demon hellspawn from 'Legion'.