Scrambler

​An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life in America. Live from New York.

An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life New York City.

Scrambler Returns Home, Becomes an Old Man.

OK, after a few months away, I have returned home for a few weeks holiday, and apparently I have become a weird old man, who hates change. Here are some random thoughts that have ballooned through my tired mind.

  • When did the Sydney Morning Herald stop being a broadsheet? It looks shitty and tacky now. Plus, if i were to read it on a bus, I wouldn't be able to annoy anyone. CHANGE SUCKS.
  • Young people in retail stores are now ARSEHOLES. The guy at JB Hi-Fi called me 'champ', and then asked 'what my rush was' when I forgot to wait for my receipt. Eat a barrel of dicks, DVD Monkey.
  • It's not sunny, it's kind of overcast. WHAT THE FUCK, SYDNEY??? Be HOT and AWESOME.
  • YouTube ads go for too long, and don't let me skip them. And the ad for Canadian Tourism didn't appeal to me, because I don't like weird Canadian dolphins.

Harrumph.