Scrambler Returns Home, Becomes an Old Man.
OK, after a few months away, I have returned home for a few weeks holiday, and apparently I have become a weird old man, who hates change. Here are some random thoughts that have ballooned through my tired mind.
- When did the Sydney Morning Herald stop being a broadsheet? It looks shitty and tacky now. Plus, if i were to read it on a bus, I wouldn't be able to annoy anyone. CHANGE SUCKS.
- Young people in retail stores are now ARSEHOLES. The guy at JB Hi-Fi called me 'champ', and then asked 'what my rush was' when I forgot to wait for my receipt. Eat a barrel of dicks, DVD Monkey.
- It's not sunny, it's kind of overcast. WHAT THE FUCK, SYDNEY??? Be HOT and AWESOME.
- YouTube ads go for too long, and don't let me skip them. And the ad for Canadian Tourism didn't appeal to me, because I don't like weird Canadian dolphins.