Scrambler LIVE in Texas.
Well faaaaaaaaark. Everything really is bigger here. So for the next two weeks, Scrambler will be reporting LIVE from Texas and Louisiana, including a visit to SXSW, Dallas, New Orleans, Baton Rouge, Gator boating, gun shooting and much much more.
In the 24ish hours to date, we've rented cars (my black one is the Louisana Thunderpussy), drank everything, eaten more shitty yet delicious food than I ever though possible, felt like balls (see previous two points) and CRUSHED (BRO!) the Six Flags in Dallas, including a back-to-back-to-back (repeat for 6 times) session on some of the biggest coasters in the world. AWESOMEPANTS. I also caught up with Ning and Tim (old friends of Scrambler from the DonkeyFire era), and drank Patron in a semi-titty bar called 'RedNeck Heaven'. There is no coming back from this.