A Storm is Coming.
A typhoon is bearing down on Shanghai, due to hit pretty soon. I'm predicting a regular storm (PUSSIES), but at the same time, meetings have been cancelled tomorrow and IPG (the umbrella corporation that owns the agency I work for) has issued an alert that it might be a big deal.
THIS COULD MEAN A DAY AT HOME. BECAUSE OF RAIN AND WIND.
Bahahahahahahahaha (please note, if the typhoon goes Katrina and I perish, I want this post sent to CNN with the headline 'Man laughs at weather, dies'),
it's quite windy, and that's it. I've never lived in a city that has
actual weather alerts (i lived through the great hailstorm, multiple
bushfires and the phenomenon of planking, so I know a thing or two
about serious environmental events). It seems hilarious to me, but at the same time,
I'm not riding to work in the rain LIKE AN ANIMAL.
Also, the title phrase has been said a lot in the last week. And everytime, I hear the voice of Catwoman say it.