Scrambler

​An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life in America. Live from New York.

An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life New York City.

A Storm is Coming.

A typhoon is bearing down on Shanghai, due to hit pretty soon. I'm predicting a regular storm (PUSSIES), but at the same time, meetings have been cancelled tomorrow and IPG (the umbrella corporation that owns the agency I work for) has issued an alert that it might be a big deal.

THIS COULD MEAN A DAY AT HOME. BECAUSE OF RAIN AND WIND.

Bahahahahahahahaha (please note, if the typhoon goes Katrina and I perish, I want this post sent to CNN with the headline 'Man laughs at weather, dies'),

Currently, it's quite windy, and that's it. I've never lived in a city that has actual weather alerts (i lived through the great hailstorm, multiple bushfires and the phenomenon of planking, so I know a thing or two about serious environmental events). It seems hilarious to me, but at the same time, I'm not riding to work in the rain LIKE AN ANIMAL.

Also, the title phrase has been said a lot in the last week. And everytime, I hear the voice of Catwoman say it.