Scrambler

​An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life in America. Live from New York.

An Australian Creative Director and Strategist fumbles through life New York City.

A Collection of Disjointed Thoughts.

Guangzhou airport has surprisingly good coffee.

Sleeping on planes has become my signature. It's quite hard to put at the bottom of a cheque, but what I'm saying shouldn't be taken literally. That would just be foolish.

When you type 'Jack Morton' into my iPhone 3, it recommends 'Back bitten'. SEXY.

If I was an Olympic athlete, and my performance was described as 'an absolute shocker', I'd be proud to be Australian, because surely no other nation's journalists would use such a turn of phrase.

I've had 'Pictures of You' by The Cure stuck in my head, on and off, for about a year. It's quite a compliment to Robert Smith that this isn't annoying, and is generally quite pleasant. In fact, I am listening to it on my computer RIGHT NOW.

Being away from home ensured that I missed out on most of the hype around 'Call Me Maybe'. This seems like a good thing, although I feel like I was left out of something big.